Like Having 12 Middle Names

My wife works for an insurance company that supplies for a lot of companies. As she was entering info for these, she came across one that listed the following in the "insured section" of the certificate:

North American Propane, Inc.
Energy USA Propane, Inc. dba
EUSA Heating & Air Cond. Dba
EUSA Allied Acquisition Corp.
Allied Energy/Propane

Apparently, they want all of these to be their name. But, this is ricidulous.

I mean, I get that they’re using propane for SOMETHING, but does anyone really know WHAT?!

It’s like they know what words they want to use in their name, but they just don’t know how to organize them. This isn’t Scrabble, folks!

I propose the following for their name. They get to keep ALL the words they want, but in a MUCH more concise form (yeah, that’s sarcasm):
North American Allied Energy USA Propane Heating & Air Cond. Acquisition Corp Inc. dba