PD is for Vendatta

I deliver newspapers. Yeah, you read that right. It's a good gig and I earn some serious green for it. I don't have my own route now, though I used to. I just substitute for other people who deliver the Plain Dealer.

Anyway, I'm delivering a route that consists of 425 papers on a weekday. (For those who don't know, that's a lot – 200 is normal.) And, everytime I deliver a significant amount of papers, the front page arrives late to make things even harder on me. Truly, I think someone has it out for me.